PinnedTaraAltebrandoWelcome to Bones RoadAgeless Beauty Products for the Aged·5 min read·Dec 14, 2023--1--1
TaraAltebrandoWelcome to NYC High School Admissions 2024–2025Let the games begin!5 min read·Mar 4, 2024----
TaraAltebrandoinSlackjaw50 Solid Reasons To Reschedule Your Colonoscopy1. Clearly, there’s been some mistake because there’s no way in hell you’re fifty.·3 min read·Feb 19, 2024--3--3
TaraAltebrandoinSlackjawBedside Notebook Scribblings of New York Times Connections Editor Wyna LiuCash. Carson. Depp. But two of those are not words?·2 min read·Jan 23, 2024--2--2
TaraAltebrandoHow Long Must We Sing This Song?Sometimes going out to hear the old hits just makes you feel old.8 min read·Dec 20, 2023--1--1
TaraAltebrandoI Am Your New Favorite Sweater and I Need You To ChangeListen. I get it. You like me. You really, really like me. I’ve heard you tell the story a few times now, about how you saw an acquaintance…·4 min read·Dec 18, 2023----
TaraAltebrandoWe Have No WordsThey brought us home to homes they barely left. They wanted to play all day. They wanted to snuggle all night. They wanted something new…·10 min read·Mar 12, 2021----
TaraAltebrandoHoly RollersAn essay about Christmas at Foxwoods. From January 2002, when I was still Tara McCarthy. Originally published on Killing the Buddha.·8 min read·Dec 23, 2020----
TaraAltebrandoSoundproof Your LifeA short story. Previously published in One Teen Story magazine.21 min read·Dec 21, 2020----