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TaraAltebrandoI Am Your New Favorite Sweater and I Need You To ChangeListen. I get it. You like me. You really, really like me. I’ve heard you tell the story a few times now, about how you saw an acquaintance…Dec 18, 2023Dec 18, 2023
TaraAltebrandoWe Have No WordsThey brought us home to homes they barely left. They wanted to play all day. They wanted to snuggle all night. They wanted something new…Mar 12, 2021Mar 12, 2021
TaraAltebrandoHoly RollersAn essay about Christmas at Foxwoods. From January 2002, when I was still Tara McCarthy. Originally published on Killing the Buddha.Dec 23, 2020Dec 23, 2020
TaraAltebrandoSoundproof Your LifeA short story. Previously published in One Teen Story magazine.Dec 21, 2020Dec 21, 2020